The language of TERROR!

So we bought this awesome learn-Italian-at-home-in-4,700-simple-steps program called Rosetta Stone. It’s really cool – it’s a direct pictures-to-Italian way of learning, totally cutting out the English middleman. However, I do think the program has a morbid streak, because here is what I know how to say so far:
The baby is under the airplane.
Woman, in the car!
Next time I see an airplane on top of a baby, I am totally telling some woman to get in the car. That should help. Then, I'll be the hero.
I’ll be fluent any day now. -Girlie