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    11 posts from April 2005

    Tuesday, 26 April 2005

    Do these look 26 to you?

    As you may have guessed from the previous bubbly post, my wonderful and gorgous wife as well as a small porcupine are having a birthday today.  Hell yeah.

    Let me be the first to pass along this traditional birthday greeting fom our friend Jonnavitula Srinivas:

    On your birthday, we wish to see you as captain of the Indian cricket team that is because as good a player as you can only be the captain of the Indian team. But, at the same time we don't want your batting to be effected. If you can manage both things that would be the greatest moment of Indian cricket.

    Wishing you a Happiest Birthday.

    It's warming to know that people around the world love her as much as I do.

    Happy Birthday you specktacular she-devil!

                                                                                                L. Pants

    Happy birthday Girlie!

    happy birthday to me
    happy birthday to me
    happy birthday it's my birthday
    happy birthday to me

    This baby porcupine now shares my birthday.

    girlie

    Monday, 25 April 2005

    Just do your job, ok?

    I know that we live in one of the most reactionary states in the nation.  Being in Texas, and being fairly liberal in mindset, means that we're often pretty frustrated by our local newscast.  But now, there's a bill currently in committee in our state house that is just so ridiculous, so beyond the pale that I felt it had to be a joke when I first heard it.  Then I find out that Texas is not the only state that is considering some version of the bill, and that some states have already passed it into law.

    This bill would allow pharmacists who have a moral objection to filling certain perscriptions to legally refuse to dispense medications prescribed by a doctor.  Of course, it's targeted at both emergency contraception and the birth control pill, but it could have wider ramifications for antibiotics, pain medication, whatever.  I'm just so shocked and chagrined by all of this... I mean, isn't it the job of a pharmacist to fill prescriptions that a doctor prescribes to their patients?  Isn't that the job definition?

    If you don't want to fulfill the parameters of your job, then get a new one.  Don't penalize people who are trying to fill legally acquired prescriptions, just because you don't believe they have a right to take their medication.  Plus, how do you know the reason people are on the pill?  There are all sorts of reasons people take hormonal birth control besides trying to avoid an unwanted pregnancy.  Assholes.

    Here's a link to a more in depth article in the Dallas Morning News.  You may have to register to read it, and I don't know how long they'll keep it up; hopefully for a while.  It's mostly about a small town 30 miles east of El Paso, which has one pharmacy to fill prescriptions.  And the guy won't fill orders for birth control.  Yipes.

    Girlie

    Thursday, 21 April 2005

    Anybody wanna email the Pope?

    Well, as I'm sure everyone knows, we now have a pope.  Or a potato -- my Latin is kinda spotty.
    But how can we, the common folk, most of us not Roman Catholic, get in on the ground floor with the new holy guy?  Want to buy an indulgence?  Maybe get an inside line on the new prayer style? Well, all you need to do is email Monsieur Papa -- here's his address!   benedictxvi@vatican.va
    Go crazy!  Maybe he hasn't seen that adorable video of the penguin slapping the other penguin upside his little head!  Or the Bush/Kerry video, singing "This land is your land!"  It's your conduit, people -- use it as you see fit!    ---Girlie

    BLAAA HAAA HEE (SNORT) WOOT!

    HEE HEE!
    Isn't this the best?  If you can't follow the link, here's a nicely relevant quotation or two from today's Witchita Falls (Texas) Times Record-News:

    "Did your teen-ager look sleepy-eyed yesterday? Did he disappear around 4:20 p.m. to join his friends? Did he eat everything in the house? Or order a pizza and eat the whole thing?"

    "Yesterday was 420 Day, also known as Stoner's Day. The day for "getting high" is well known by students but virtually unknown to adults, according to National Public Radio commentator David Marcus."

    And et cetera.  What world are people living in that they don't know about 420? 

    Anyhoo, happy late 420, to those of you who celebrate it!  And to those of you who would like to denounce it as another indication of the weakness and moral turpitude of today's youth, lighten up.

    Kisses, Girlie

    Wednesday, 20 April 2005

    This is fun. No, seriously.

    I just found this awesome thing on Bitchypoo.  It's a test to tell you what kind of English you speak.

    Your Linguistic Profile:

    70% General American English
    15% Yankee
    10% Dixie
    5% Midwestern
    0% Upper Midwestern

    Anyway, check it out .  See the things you learn about yourself from blogging?
    Girlie

    Must...not...kill...self

    Why sweet Jahova, why do you taunt me with tiny mechanical boxes of man's own designing?  Have I not been a decent soul?  Why must these so called aids in computing mock me with a gleeful perniciousness?  Have I brought pain or dispair to some innocent silicate kin of theirs?  Merciful maker bring me peace from these mercurial demons of alloys and plastics.

    Take my checkbook and cards of credit, I beg you.  Just please deliver unto me a ciphering cube free of malice with a winsome coating of reliability and staunch trustworthiness.  Punish me no more!      L. Pants

    Tuesday, 19 April 2005

    Kersplat

    Well, the computer problem turned out to be a cracked motherboard.  Isn't that AWESOME?!?  At least we haven't had car problems totalling almost $2,000 US since the first of the year.  What?  We have?  You're joking!  You must be, you unfunny bastard!
    I guess, silver lining, Sr. Pants has been working a lot longer on this dreck movie than we had anticipated, so at least he's being paid well for his time. 
    The two of us went laptop shopping yesterday, first at the computer megastore and then at the electronics juggernaut.  It's pretty amazing -- laptops are half the price and twice the strength they were two years ago, when we got the laptop we have now.  He's dithering between a vaio, a toshiba, and a dell, pretty much, but he's getting really frustrated because every article he reads recommends a different one of the three, for a different reason. 
    Plus, the computer he had that just broke was a toshiba satellite pro, and he had already replaced the keyboard, the hard drive, and the battery, so he's a little skeptical of the reliability stats for that particular brand.  (Of course, the reason the keyboard had to be replaced was because our friend Greg Proops spilled a glass of water on it while we were out of town, so maybe it's to be expected.)
    Anyway, whatever he gets, I'm sure it will be lightweight, sexy, and totally breakable, so it's not like the decision has lasting ramifications beyond like two years or so.  He's pretty hard on machines.

    Tuesday, 12 April 2005

    Razzle FriginFragenSchmrfn

    So, Sr. Pants' computer is on the goldarned fritz. It's been shutting itself off with none of the usual provocation. We took it into our local PC Guru and will hopefully be getting it back tomorrow. Until then, he's stumbling around like a man with one stumpy arm-- there's like 4 things he needs for his job, car, camera, laptop, and something that's slipped my mind just now but will certainly come back as soon as I post this.
    Anyway, it's pretty crappy right now. My sweetheart of an auntie has sent me a gmail invite, but every time I try to open it, it crashes my work computer, which is running Mac OS 9.2 and has like netscape version -.2; less than helpful. Of course, setting up my gmail means I need to come up with a clever, yet not dirty, name to call myself. All the good ones are taken. Sigh.

    Tuesday, 05 April 2005

    RIP, Mitch

    Well, though a friend told us on Sunday, we didn't really believe it at the time. Mitch Hedberg is dead, from either a heart attack or a heroin overdose. Way to go out like a rock star, guy.
    Mitch was hysterical -- his one liners always cracked us up, and though we tried to quote him at each other, it's impossible to replicate his delivery. "If you are walking down the street with a friend who is a tightrope artist, and he falls down, that is totally unacceptable." "I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
    We only got to see him twice when he came through Austin; but at least we did get to see him. What a loss.

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