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So, Sr. Pants' computer is on the goldarned fritz. It's been shutting itself off with none of the usual provocation. We took it into our local PC Guru and will hopefully be getting it back tomorrow. Until then, he's stumbling around like a man with one stumpy arm-- there's like 4 things he needs for his job, car, camera, laptop, and something that's slipped my mind just now but will certainly come back as soon as I post this.
Anyway, it's pretty crappy right now. My sweetheart of an auntie has sent me a gmail invite, but every time I try to open it, it crashes my work computer, which is running Mac OS 9.2 and has like netscape version -.2; less than helpful. Of course, setting up my gmail means I need to come up with a clever, yet not dirty, name to call myself. All the good ones are taken. Sigh.