As I was driving home yesterday up I-35, a green Ford Escort station wagon passed me. There were sheets of notebook paper stuck to the inside of every window, and on one sheet was typed neatly:
"Jesus is your ticket to heaven. But you can't buy him on Priceline."
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You can buy a ticket to Corpus Christi, though, if you want. And you never know - with all the crazy stuff for sale on eBay, you might actually be able to buy a Jesus relic or two.
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