Hi Folks. Meet our friendly set garbage truck “affectionately” dubbed the Pumpkin. Since part of my job is keeping all of the natives happy and since they don’t like it too much when we leave all of our gak strewn about their property, I get to use this big boy on a regular basis.
Am I licensed to drive it? Absolutely officer. Just look over there for a second while I get out my CDL class-A and (insert mental image of me bolting into woods).
There’s nothing quite as handy for keeping an ego in check as flinging trash into this beast at 4am in the pouring rain. It really is a great equalizer.
The film industry has an applicable saying though: “Movie making is all about sunglasses and blowjobs, and we’re all out of sunglasses.”
Until next time…
-L. Pants
