HEE HEE WHOOO. HEE HEE WHOOO.
I'm trying to keep my blood pressure and heart rate down using your standard breathing exercises, but the only one I know anything about is Lamaze (and that's mostly from the movies) which I don't think is helping that much.
Condo update in 50 words or less, from when eviction citation was received: GO.
$26,000 lien put against house by sleazy owner's realtor. Lien cleared. Offer. Counteroffer. Offer. Counteroffer. Offer. Counteroffer. ACCEPTED woot! Paperwork signed. Mortgage lined up. Closing soon - by end of month?
There, you're just about up to date.
So, thinking we're all in the clear and everything's settled with the lawyers, I arrive home today to find: Notice of Eviction Default Judgment.
Apparently, we're not out of the woods yet. The bank decided to go to court anyway so they can throw us out on our adorable heinies if the sale doesn't work out. Isn't that nice? Sweet, even? Human?
So I've been looking at this picture and practicing Lamaze. hee hee whoo, indeed.
Included here, by reference, are the curse words from my previous email on the subject.
If only banks were, like, PEOPLE on whose front steps you could put flaming bags of poo...
Posted by: paolaccio | Friday, 20 June 2008 at 01:01
Congrats to you two! I hope all works out for you regarding the condo. love your posts!
Posted by: Kristina from Seattle | Friday, 20 June 2008 at 09:48
Paolaccio, thankee! Yeah, people... or governors...
Thank you, Kristina! I hope so too. :-)
Posted by: Boots in the Oven | Friday, 20 June 2008 at 18:24
What a total pain about the condo. And OMG what a picture of ridiculous cuteness those cats are!! Want one, want one!
Posted by: Jeanne | Monday, 18 August 2008 at 10:15
Thanks for the sympathy, Jeanne! We've since closed on the place, though I still feel not entirely settled about the whole deal.
And there are certainly times around 5 AM when the cats are screaming for food that we'd gladly turn over one or both!
Posted by: Boots in the Oven | Monday, 18 August 2008 at 10:30